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Unfortunately, going to the dentist isn\u2019t something most people find particularly fun and enjoyable. However, cracking a funny dental or teeth joke with your dentist can certainly lighten the mood during your next oral health visit.<\/p>\nUnfortunately, going to the dentist isn\u2019t something most people find particularly fun and enjoyable. However, cracking a funny dental or teeth joke with your dentist can certainly lighten the mood during your next oral health visit.<\/p>\n
You will laugh at your own funny joke,and your dentist will probably pretend to laugh because he has heard the exact same joke hundreds of times.<\/p>\n
If you\u2019re scared of the dentist (you shouldn\u2019t be), then reading dental jokes can lessen the anxiety that you might feel before you visit the dentist.Laughter is the best medicine for lots of stuff.<\/p>\n
This is why we compiled a list of the 22 best dental and teeth jokes that you can share with your dentist during your next appointment. It should make things a bit more fun and a bit less scary. Not like going to the dentist should ever be a scary experience, but lots of people find getting a root canal or braces absolutely terrifying<\/a>.<\/p>\n We can\u2019t blame them.<\/p>\n Anyway, we can promise that your dentist has not heard some of these jokes.No guarantees that they will laugh haha at any of these jokes or puns though. That mostly depends on the dentist.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n 1.<\/strong> Q: What do you call a dentist that does not like tea?<\/p>\n A: Denis<\/em><\/p>\n <\/p>\n 2.<\/strong> Q: Why did the deer need braces?<\/p>\n A: He had buck teeth<\/em><\/p>\n <\/p>\n 3.<\/strong> Q: What do we call a bear without teeth?<\/p>\n A: A gummy bear<\/em><\/p>\n <\/p>\n 4.<\/strong> Q: John has 23 candy bars, eats 10, and gives 5 to his friend. What does John have now?<\/p>\n A: John most likely has a few cavities<\/em><\/p>\n <\/p>\n 5.<\/strong> Q: We brush our teeth at night so that we can keep our teeth. Why do we brush our teeth in the morning?<\/p>\n A: We brush our teeth in the morning to keep our friends<\/em><\/p>\n <\/p>\n 6.<\/strong> Q: What does the best dentist get at the end of the year?<\/p>\n A: The best dentist gets a little plaque<\/strong> at the end of the year<\/em><\/p>\n <\/p>\n 7.<\/strong> Q: Why did the smartphone go to the dentist?<\/p>\n A: It had Bluetooth<\/em><\/p>\n <\/p>\n 8.<\/strong> Dentist: What kind of filling do you want for your tooth?<\/p>\n Patient: Chocolate filling would be nice<\/em><\/p>\n <\/p>\n 9.<\/strong> P: Knock, knock.<\/p>\n D: Who\u2019s there?<\/em><\/p>\n P: Dishes<\/p>\n D: Dishes who?<\/em><\/p>\n P: Dishes how I talk since I lost my teeth<\/p>\n <\/p>\n 10.<\/strong> Q: What did the judge ask the dentist?<\/p>\n A: \u201cDo you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n <\/p>\n 11.<\/strong> \u201cI actually went on a date with a dentist last night. She said she had a great time on the date and that she wants to see me again in six months to one year.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n 12.<\/strong> Q: Why did the dentist and manicurist breakup?<\/p>\n A: They fought tooth and nail<\/em><\/p>\n <\/p>\n 13.<\/strong> Q: What is a drill team?<\/p>\n A: A bunch of dentists that work together<\/em><\/p>\n <\/p>\n 14.<\/strong> Q: What do we call a Scottish dentist<\/a>?<\/p>\n A: Phil McCavity<\/em><\/p>\n <\/p>\n 15.<\/strong> Q: What did the dentist say to his computer?<\/p>\n A: This won\u2019t hurt one byte<\/em><\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n 16.<\/strong> Q: What are the seven scariest words in the English language?<\/p>\n A: The dentist is ready to see you<\/em><\/p>\n <\/p>\n 17.<\/strong> Dentist: \u201cOnce I finish your filling you will be a new man.\u201d<\/p>\n Patient: \u201cSounds great, Doc. Can you send the bill to that other man while you are at it?\u201d<\/p>\n <\/p>\n 18.<\/strong> A young boy once asked his father, \u201cShould I be a heart surgeon or a dentist?\u201d<\/p>\n The father responded, \u201cYou should be a dentist.\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cWhy should I be a dentist, dad?\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cWe have one heart and thirty-two teeth.\u201d<\/p>\n <\/p>\n 19.<\/strong> Patient: \u201cHow much does it cost to have a tooth pulled?\u201d<\/p>\n Dentist: \u201cWithout pain, it costs $100. If you have pain, then it costs $200.\u201d<\/p>\n Patient: \u201cDo it without pain then. It\u2019s cheaper and painless<\/a>!\u201d<\/p>\n The dentist then begins to pull the patient\u2019s tooth without anesthesia.The patient screams out in pain.<\/p>\n Dentist: \u201cYou have pain. This is now a $200 extraction.\u201d<\/p>\n <\/p>\n 20.<\/strong> A patient one time asked a dentist how nasty it feels to have their hands in peoples\u2019 mouth all day.<\/p>\n The dentist replied, \u201cI just pretend that I\u2019m in their wallet.\u201d<\/p>\n <\/p>\n 21.<\/strong> Q: What was a dentist from Kansas doing in Panama?<\/p>\n A: He was looking for the Root Canal<\/em><\/p>\n <\/p>\n 22.<\/strong> Q: What did the tooth say to the dentist that was leaving the office?The 22 Best Dental Jokes for Your Next Dental Appointment<\/h3>\n
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\nA: Please fill me in tomorrow<\/em><\/p>\nSummary<\/h3>\n